Spring / Summer '01: The Year That Wasn't.
So, for some reason, I was not re-selected as a columnist for the Spring of '01. The only one of these columns that was printed was "Reading Is Fundamental." This was my "Angry Hermit Period," because pretty much all I did was sit up in my room and write these columns. They're definately more barbed than the whimsical first semester, and there are definately a few I think the DFP should have printed, but I used this semester to sharpen my pen and rethink my strategy for the next semester columnist positions.
Winter Break Correspondences
Famous Last Words In The Courtroom
I Can Pack Away A Lot More Bon-Bons Than You'd Think
Reading Is Fundamental
Puritans On Parade
Boobs, Dating, Pants
Cabbages Are Untrustworthy
A Last Grasp At Wasted Youth
Pass Me Some Of Those Balloons