Fall, 2000

You Remember Me, Don't You?

Another Column About How Danielsen Hall Sucks (Submission Column, Not Printed)

A True Reason For Celebration - Columbus Day

Reservations For Anderson

I Will Be Famous

I Am Here To Shake Things Up

The Troll Manifesto

Bring It On

I Did Not Ruin Thanksgiving

Zeitgeist And Other German Words

Won't You Be My Neighbor?

Don't Sack Me