Fall '01: Phoenix And Ego Rising.

"I'm back, baby!" was the message I sent out this semester. In accordance with new policies at the Free Press, my columns began focusing more on Boston University events and issues, which is both a blessing and a curse, I guess. I think this semester had a really good balance of whimsy ("How To Get Away With It," "Sometimes You Just Have To End It All") and bitchy satire ("The Secret Life Of John J. Marchaunt," "Welcome Back From BU's Secret Police"). It's also notable that this semester had my first and only (so far) "Serious Column" -- "It's Time To Make Your Mother Proud." About a sketchy rape case against Boston University. This was also the first semester I got hate mail printed (finally!), but several people were nice enough to email me complements. Someone also told me that "Press Start To Begin" made them cry -- and not because it was terrible.

A Look Into The Future: Boston University In 2010

Invasion Of The Personality Snatchers

The Secret Life Of John J. Marchaunt

Hit Me With Your Best Shot ... Of Styrofoam

How To Get Away With It

It's Time To Make Your Mother Proud

Sometimes You Just Have To End It All

Welcome Back From BU's Secret Police

The Pantomime Chef

Press Start To Begin