Full Name: Casey Matthew Schreiner
Nicknames: Deuce (only by the SlowKids) and The Schreinz (only by Kathleen). I like them both.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: None of the above
Birthday: May 21st, 1981.
Sex: Yes. Hahahahahaha...... but seriously, Male.
Where Do You Live: Boston, MA or (begrudgingly) Berlin, CT
Where Were You Born: New Britain, CT
What Do You Do? I'm a student at Boston University, studying Television and Philosophy. I also write and perform for BU's comedy troupe, Slow Children At Play.
Description Of Yourself: A dapper, charming, and skinny young man with messy hair and a "nerd chic" fashion sense, according to Kathleen. I'm also clean and efficient, like a German maid.
What Size Shoe Are You: 11
Are You Short Or Tall: I'm six feet tall when I stand up straight.
Are You Athletic Or Lazy: Generally lazy with unpredictable bouts of athleticism.
Do you have any siblings: Yes. Scott, 16 and Brooke, 10.>
Pets & Their Names: Hunter, a very shaggy German Shepherd.
Sport To Play: Listen, if I once played recreational-league soccer, than ANYONE can. However, I was known to be a killer floor hockey player in high school ... for some mysterious reason.
Color(s): Blue, Green and Gray.
Food: Vegetarian food. I've been a vegetarian since 1998, and I'm still going strong, baby!
Music Group(s): Oh man. Here we go: Los Amigos Invisibles, Tori Amos, Apples In Stereo, B-52's, The Beatles, Beck, Belle and Sebastian, Bis, Bjork, David Byrne, Cake, The Causey Way, DEVO, Geggy Tah, Jim's Big Ego, Komeda, Kraftwerk, John Linnell, Mono Puff, Morrissey, Moxy Fruvous, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pizzicato Five, R.E.M., Self, The Smiths, Soul Coughing, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Stereolab, Talking Heads, They Might Be Giants, Weezer, et. al.
Ice Cream: It's now a tie between Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby and that berry one with the pop rocks in it. It's an intense flavor experience.
TV show: Well, as I am a TV major, I'm going to have a ton of these, so here we go: Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Avengers, Match Game, Law & Order, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Fawlty Towers, Keeping Up Appearances, The Simpsons, The Critic, Family Guy, Futurama, Malcolm In The Middle, South Park, Powerpuff Girls, The Daily Show, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, et. al.
Are You A Wuss: A resounding yes.
Class Clown: Yes, but not in that I'm-loud-and-annoying-and-distract-everyone kind of way. I'm more of a I'm-quiet-with-well-developed-senses-of-irony-sarcasm-and-absurdity-and-I'll-mutter-things-in-the-back-of-class-to-the-two-or-three-people-who-sit-near-me kind of way
Goodie 2 Shoes: More often than not.
Day Dreamer: More like "easily distracted."
Do/Does/Is/Are/Would You: Would you bring someone back from the dead: Two words - "killer zombies."
Would you ever travel to the future? Only if I could bring something back to take over the present-world.
Would you travel back in time: Only if I could bring something back to take over the world.
When You Hear This Name You Think Of... Joey: My former roommate Joey
Billy: Billy clubs.
Fran: Drescher. (shudder)
Dawson: My next-door-neighbor's dog. Take THAT, James Van Der Beek!
Christina: My friend Christinia. That's right. Christinia. It's much cooler than Christina.
Kyle: Pancakes.
Noreen: Waffles.
Patty: Patty Hearst!
Stephanie: Horses. Dude, "Stephanie" is so the name of that girl you knew in middle school who couldn't stop thinking about horses.
Miscellaneous Questions > > > Do you like school: Yes
Do you like to dance: In private, yes, but it's so awkward and ridiculous that if anyone saw it, they would spontaneoulsly combust. As a result, I only dance once per semester in the presence of others.
Have you ever thought you were gonna die: Once, on the Bridge Of Infinite Peril, which is on Route 15 going toward New York. It's this very narrow steel bridge over a giant chasm that's really slippery. When I went onto the Bridge, all my windows simultaneously fogged up and I was swerving all over the road. That's when I thought I was going to die.
Have you ever been drunk or high: I don't think so.
Have you ever broken/fractured a bone: Yep, my little finger.
Do you have any piercing?: No
Would you consider yourself a good listener: I have a good "I'm listening and I care" face.
What size bed do you have: The Boston University Standard-Issue Blue Mattress Extra-Long bed, of course.
Do you sing in the shower: When the mood strikes me.
What's on your ceiling: Nothing, but there's probably a million spiders inside my ceiling.
What color is your toothbrush: blue and white.
God damn, that survey was long. Sorry about that. But hey, at least now you know what color my toothbrush is.
