Sara: This is the back of the house, which is unbelievably worse than the front. Check out how its ass fell off.
Chris: A definite danger to children. That is, if said children were stupid, unsupervised, and prone to wander into the backyards of strange and distant houses.
Casey: See? I told you Chris was eating mint. At least that's what he said it was. It sure smelled like mint, but Chris did start acting a little oddly after he ate those leaves... Of course, seeing how terrible the house was on the outside, we had no choice but to go inside. For investigative purposes only.